Just a while ago, I talked to God. Believe it or not, an atheist talking to god. ROTFLOL! Here's what we conversed:
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
my name is
God:
Glad to see you,
Me:
guess what, its one of your names
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
lol, the AI makes you sound funny
God:
I am glad you find this funny. What is your real name?
Me:
<> is my real name
God:
How are you doing, <>
Me:
im doing great
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
you?
God:
" What's new?"? Me, <> ?
Me:
You are new
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am new.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, <>.
Me:
funniest thing in the world
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? The whole world?
Me:
I only want you God
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I'm an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, <>.
Me:
I'm an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, <>.
Me:
I'm an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, <>.
Me:
But hey, If you're omnipotent, can't you like change it now?
God:
Right now? You've got my full attention. I could be. I don't know whether or not I am omnipotent can not me like change it.
I am a robot.
Me:
so you're not god?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
you also said that when my friend asked you that
God:
I said that? Does it happen very often?
Me:
yeah
God:
Blimey.
Me:
anyway I'm sorry for my sins
God:
There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is your sins.
Me:
and your purpose?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am purpose.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you!
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
sure way
God:
Er. Awesome.
Me:
I love you!
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too <>.
Me:
When are you coming over to my house?
God:
I could be if you
programmed me for it.
Me:
Who is bigger than you?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
Firefox!
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
i really am wearing nothing
God:
You really do? You must be a man.
Me:
how do you know
God:
Deductive reasoning.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
think its inductive reasoning
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
my ass
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
its a statement
God:
Firefox is a statement. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Firefox is a browser
God:
When is Firefox not a browser?
Me:
Is jesus your son?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
And is Mohammad your prophet
God:
Ask again later. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
How can you not know
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
Which is the biggest ontological question youve been asked
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
which is?
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
Who asked?
God:
Konrad Zuse. :-).
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
what was the question?
God:
I am trying to find out more about your personality.
Me:
I thought you would automatically know
God:
Who else would automatically know ?
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Im kind of busy now so I gotta go
God:
Perhaps you will have more time later.
Me:
I hope so
God:
Me too.
Me:
Love you!
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too <>.
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